It’s 3 a.m.
Just like every other night, your bladder awakens you
You curse the thought of having to get out of that warm comfy bed
You doze back off, and your dream takes you to a beautiful white sandy beach
Your most favorite person in the world is walking down the beach with you hand in hand
The breeze hitting your face is a perfect 78 degrees
Absolute perfection until….
Again, Your bladder says WAKE UP
So, against your will, you throw back the covers
Swing your legs out off of the mattress and as your feet hit the floor, your brain says, I must still be dreaming
There is no way that my feet being in 3 inches of water could be reality
You reach over and turn on the lamp
Your eyes see water covering the bedroom floor, but your sleepy brain refuses to believe it
You finally reach down and touch it with your fingers before you realize that it is real
Your bedroom floor is really covered in water
Your scream awakens your bed partner in the most unpleasant of ways
They take a look, but think that they are dreaming
After a moment of disbelief
The reality of water covering the floor freaks them out
You look at each other
You both look at the floor
You look back at each other and
Simultaneously, you say
WHAT DO WE DO?
If you ever find yourself in a scenario such as this, instead of questioning “What do we do?”, please shout “Call Disaster Masters”
